Dear Sallie Mae,
I would like to personally thank you for funding my college education. I understand that it's time for you to receive your monthly payments so I've decided to sell my stash of goodies. It's going to be hard but I don't have a choice. I would hate for you to report me to Equifax, Experian and TransUnion.
A reformed product junkie!
All proceeds from my sales on Addoway are used to repay my outstanding Sallie Mae balance.