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Hanh!  Amazon blocked our access to our Seller site there on September 28 because we closed our bank card and bank account to Amazon when it first automatically refunded to a customer who is in prison - so cannot be a customer; there's a scam going one - so it can't steal from us further.  We refuse to enable fraud, so doing this makes perfect sense to us.  ;-)  

  But then....  Amazon's "merchant evaluation" section began sending us emails that we have "seriously overdue" unshipped orders (!)** .  Considering that we ("I", ultimately, since I head our parade) have sent emails to every prospective buyer that we will not fill orders because of the fraud thing, and we have asked them to cancel and order from us elsewhere (such as Addoway), I see a serious disconnect in Amazon's internal communications.  One day I sent out 22 such emails, and Amazon's "Seller help - Accountability" section emailed us that we "cannot do such things!" and that Amazon would "crush" us if we continued.  I replied, "I'll be sure to watch for Luigi and da boyz".  Which got a response from - apparently - a humanoid, rather than a robot, which said, "You appearently think this is funny."  My reply was, "More like ludicrous."  At which time Amazon began to ignore us again.  Hm - seems like every time we make points, Amazon's people hunker down and sulk like 5-year-olds.  Ludicrous.  Ridiculous.  Makes me laugh!  I find the pattern very funny! 

  ** About those emails from Amazon's "merchant evaluation" people - there's a line in there that says how concerned Amazon is that Sellers have a pleasant experience selling in a safe productive atmosphere.  HUH?!?  Takoszja, this does not jive in any way with the other emails we've received from other sections of Amazon..  As I'm sure you've noticed.

  One other thing - there's one email in which the responder says I cannot possibly be a grandmother because no grandmother would talk like I do.  Hahahahahaha!  Indn grandma falls on floor wheezing with laughter.  Takoszja, I am like no other grandmother and I would have to work to care about it.  But trust me - all protestations by those I make n-n-n-nervous to the contrary, I am most definitely real.  Have a great day!  Wishing you great good happy healthy success!



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Buyer | October 19th 2012 at 1350699620

You say that} have sent emails to every prospective buyer that we will not fill orders because of the fraud thing, and we have asked them to cancel and order from us elsewhere (such as Addoway),

So then I should not buy on Addowy is what you're stating?

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